I’m not gonna say don’t knock it till you try it, because I know that you are too closed minded to even consider going beyond your own sexual boundaries.  So let me tell you what it’s like when I give head.

I press hard and slide my fingers across your curves, as I feel for different textures deep in your muscular-skeletal system.  The pop of tendons across your muscles.  The taught nature of your ribs and collar bones.  The cushion of your flesh as I drag and push it.  I press into your stomach to depress it further with my palms and feel your inner organs. I caress you down, loving every minute detail of the beauty wrapped up in your skin.  Of course I’ll suck this dick.  I can feel it pulse. I feel scared for you as I cover my teeth but exult when I see your blank expression of anticipation.  I don’t just lick the tip; I consume it, and trust me it shocks me too.  I continue to work you, and feel the tension in your body grow.  I am thankful for the opportunity to hijack your mental functions.  To be have your trust.  To tie up all of your energy in mine.   As movement grows, I loosen my grip on your hips and slide them like jelly around your butt.  It feels so good to make you tremble like this.  It comes from a place of mutual needs and desires. 

The point of this: I might whip you with my tongue sometimes, but I can make you vulnerable with my mouth in more than one way.  But, then again, that would only be if you were open minded.  And you know, I can’t speak for a flavorless individual like yourself, but I know plenty of men and women from a broad spectrum of sexual preferences who find power in the vulnerability of intimacy with other humans.  And there is never a case among them where only one party receives.  So why don’t go you suck on that for a little bit while you rethink your denigration of something so beautiful as sucking dick

I met a guy today who claims he can make women orgasm with his didgeridoo…